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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.

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• (707): View more from California

  I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable

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• (510): View more from California

  In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship

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  And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.

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  Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.

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