i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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