half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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