Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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