Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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