i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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