Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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