I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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