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(216): View more from Ohio

My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes

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(512): View more from Texas

my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side

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(404): View more from Georgia

So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit

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(602): View more from Arizona

I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(586): View more from Michigan

not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

If you ever get divorced...would you call me??

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