The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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