Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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