Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
