I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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