the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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