a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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