i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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