I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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