i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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