Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
