No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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