call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
