Fine. I'll sleep in my office
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
