That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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