i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
