you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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