My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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