dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
