According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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