You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you would pick up someone in the library
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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