Sponge bath it is.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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