Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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