I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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