so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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