Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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