I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
40s are totally the cure
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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