dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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