He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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