Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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