That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Girls should come with a carfax report
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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