I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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