How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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