He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
