How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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