How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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