yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize