:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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