Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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