I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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