omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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