Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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