She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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