You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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