I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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