If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
