just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sext me about skeletons
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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